The Ones I Finished Video Games

Game 240 — Pokémon Legends: Arceus

I’ve finished my 240th video game and come to the conclusion that Pokémon Legends: Arceus is more fun than The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. I know that sounds like a hot take, but here are my thoughts as to why:

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Pokémon Trainer for Life

When I was in 8th grade, I became friends with a Japanese kid named Toshiki.  I use the term “friend” lightly because Toshiki was a heartless robot.  For as long as I knew him, he had two emotional states:  contempt and tolerance.  It was a great gift to be tolerated by the robot boy because he was the gatekeeper to the lunch table where a particular sect of the academically gifted boys sat.  Whenever there was an open seat (meaning one of the regulars was absent from school), he would let me join the elite.  They were condescending and unfriendly, but I grew to care for them over the years.